So what if girls will just love you for your body? What's so bad about that?

Come to think of it - I don't think I've ever seen you bench the numbers you say you can do.

You had a pretty good career, but don't you think it's time to hang up your posing trunks?

How you feeling, man?... You feelin' okay?... Are you sure?... When was the last time you went to the doctor's office for a check-up?

Be thankful if a woman will come within 10ft. of you.

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise - you're lookin' fantastic!

Am I looking smaller to you than, like, say, a few days ago?

Heard you caused quite a scene at the gym today.

From one friend to another, you should really think about enrolling.

I'm looking to join a new gym. Know any good ones?

Yo - what's up, Hairless?

What's goin' on, Big Man?... and, I use that term very loosely...

As your good friend, I have to tell you... no, wait - I have to beg you - PLEASE stop wearing those ridiculous clown pants to the gym.

Got any left over protein you don't want?

Please, Dude - no more ROBOT posing routine. Think of something new. How 'bout posing with some pigeons?