Your posing routine is second to none!

I just know it - you're gonna win cuz you got it all... almost.

I know you're gonna devour the competition at your upcoming show!

Have you bumped up your cardio like I told you to?

How's it goin' over there in cardio HELL?

I know you've been workin' a lotta hours lately... just hope you're sticking to your diet.

Q: Hey, Hugh... Because of my corporate job, I'm in meetings throughout most of the day and can only...

Q: I’ve been training for a little over two years. I weigh 190 lbs. and can...

When doing bench presses, should I lower the bar to the middle, or to the lower part of my chest?

I hear you were bitten by the bodybuilding bug. Did it hurt?

Whatever it takes for you to have a good workout, you go for it!

Hey - have a good workout.. or whatever it is you do when you're at the gym.

Congratulations on your new contract! I hope you got what you deserve!

Your arms are almost big enough that you can wear a sleeveless shirt and not be totally embarassed!

When you're on stage, you are a TRUE artist!

Any luck finding a new training partner?

I miss not training with you. When are you gonna be back?

What crazy workout are you gonna have us do THIS month?

Why don't you shoot for some attainable goals? - like benching 2 plates a side on Earth?

Hey - if you've got your heart set on being another underpaid, unappreciated bodybuilder who'll NEVER be the next Arnold, hey - more power to ya, man.

Just think - one day you might actually be lifting some heavy weights!

So what if girls will just love you for your body? What's so bad about that?

Come to think of it - I don't think I've ever seen you bench the numbers you say you can do.

You had a pretty good career, but don't you think it's time to hang up your posing trunks?

You're the perfect combination of brains and brawn!

You're perfect!

That's what I love about you - You're not afraid to show your feminine side.

Any time... any where... and, at any hour of the day...

I wasn't quite sure how to say this, so here's my feeble attempt: You know how much you love your protein?... Well, that's how much I love you!

I've been hearing that you've met Mr. Right?... is it true?

You know what else is a crime? - Having to see your pathetic physique in the gym everyday.

Your last name's not the problem... it's your face.

You're so much nicer when you're fat.

So - are you getting results with your new personal trainer?

Hey - I know a great personal trainer... that is, if you're finally willing to admit that you need one.

Have I got a personal trainer for you! - I guarantee you'll finally see your ribs with THIS guy!

Hey - I need somethin' to help me get lean. What do you recommend?

You and me... we're not so different, ya know.

I was flippin' through some bodybuilding mags and saw some pretty horrendous physiques which made me think of you. How's it goin'?

I'm really diggin' workin' out with you.

You are so freakishly huge, you should be on display in some sort of museum!

The way you put on muscle, if I didn't know better, I'd swear you were on Mother's Milk!

Your 'Win At Any Cost' attitude is infectious!

If only there was a way to not have to pay our gym fees...

The judges tell you your waistline is too big and you respond. Well done.

Did you finally get accepted?

As long as you continue to kiss your boss's "you-know-what," you should have plenty of job security!

How's the job hunt goin'?

It'll be a LONG time before you'll have to worry about what's on your gravestone. Happy Birthday, big man!

To the guy with the most awesome shoulders - Happy GIRTH-DAY!

To the TRUE Man of STEEL! - Happy Birthday!

I heard that you actually gave as much as 50% in the gym yesterday. Congratulations on that milestone!

Welcome to the club, man!

10 years of hard training and STILL no bicep peak! - Man, that's quite an accomplishment!

Thanks for turning me onto deadlifting. I'm LOVIN' it.

Thanks for helping me with my training program - it's really helped.

Thanks for always teaching me what NOT to do!

I saw some guy struggling with a couple of soup cans at the grocery store and that made me think of you. How's it goin'?

I think you're the only 250lb. bulimic on the face of the earth.

Look on the brigght side - you now have more time to dedicate to your first love - bodybuilding.

Sorry for being so 'self-centered.'

I messed up good... I'm sorry.

If you lived during the ROMAN times, they wouldn't have named any bodyparts after you. Sorry.

Hopefully, you'll have some new judges - without vision problems.

It's your first contest. I sure hope nothing embarrassing happens to you. Or,maybe I do.

Good luck with your up-coming show. And, whatever you do - don't do anything stupid!

Lemme guess... 9 lbs., 12 oz., and it was all muscle, right?

I hear the big day is gettin' close! Good luck!!

For your sake, I hope the Genetics Fairy hears your prayers!

Are those wedding bells I hear?

I've never met two people more perfect for eachother! Congratulations on tying the knot!

I can understand why you're marrying your wife - that's obvious. But, I still can't figure out why she's marrying you.

Stay safe over there.

Thanks for the AWESOME genetics, Dad! Happy Father's Day!

Here comes Christmas. Say good-bye to your abs for a few months!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, ya big freak!

Watch out for this guy - he MAY be hanging around at your gym! Merry Christmas!

How much of your kid's candy haven't you eaten so far?

Have a great Thanksgiving and don't forget to save some turkey for the others!

Now that Thanksgiving is over, tell me - how much did YOU gain?

Flowers are SO overrated... that's why I'm givin' you PROTEIN!

Is this REALLY the year you're gonna lose that extra weight?

Looks like another full year of you sportin' a 1-pack.

So - which useless resolution did you make this year? - To lose weight or to quit drinking?

I hear they may be planning on introducing a Men's Figure Division... This is the day you've been waiting for your entire LIFE!

You've got LOTS to be proud of.

Enjoy your time away from the contest stage. Say - how's your chess game?

Now that you won't be competing anymore, can I have all of your left-over tanning creams?

For your sake, I hope the Genetics Fairy hears your prayers!

Your son's lucky to have such a great role model.

Haven't seen you at the gym since you had your kid. You still trainin'?

Sooooooo... you're gonna have a baby!... Wow - I figured you'd be shootin' blanks with all of the abuse you've put your body through over the last decade...

Ummmm... I'd say, you goofed.

You heard me wrong - I said I thought you were an "arsonist."

Did I tell you?... I got a speed ticket the other day...